Obama's Address to Congress

• Blah blah economy, blah blah jobs.
• I set the over/for applause breaks at 24. I took the over. It's currently 7:48pm mst. We are at 25.
• Blah blah healthcare.
  
• Pelosi needs to sit down, she stands up like every 46 seconds.
• Education is awesome.
• Orrin Hatch is from Utah!
• 7:51pm mst = 29 applause breaks.
  
• Obama 1; Bush 0
• What the hell is an earmark anyway?
• Yup, he just mentioned Iraq.
• Pelosi is up again. And it's not just standing up. It's like she is on a trampoline. Or think this, it's like she is the teacher and just sat on a thumb tack.
  
• Blah blah, tax cuts, blah blah.
• I am tired of American Flag Pins as an institution.
  
• Iraq count: 2
• It's nice to see a president who can pronounce Middle Eastern countries correctly.
• Obligatory "We support the troops" drop
• The MSNBC audience reaction thing is going to blow up.
• Blah, blah terrorism
• WOW! EQUIVOCATION! HE SAID EQUIVOCATION! that is a 12 letter word, 12!
  
• Blah blah, hope, blah blah inspiration, blah blah banking guy who gave away his money.
• Who cares about Greenville, TX? Oh, wait, it's an inspirational story.
• Obscure town reference 2: Dylan, SC
• Who actually wants to become a lawyer or a doctor? Is that still a thing?
• Michelle is hugging that girl.
• God Bless America.
• Applause Breaks final: 39
• Now he is trying to get out of the chambers, what an uphill battle.
  
• How many handshakes do you think had tonight? I guess 3424
• Now he is signing autographs.
• Do you think Michelle and Barack can get a celebrity couple name like Brangelina, or Tomkat? Barchelle? Michack? I could see this catching on.
• I like that the camera is still rolling in the chambers. There are like 12 people left. Is that interesting?
• Oh wait now they cut to Baton Rouge.

• Governer Jindal's response.

• Could this guy get any more cheesy? I think I watched him on a PBS kids special once.
• Do you think he really is excited by supermarkets?
• You totally care what party your constituants are, you wouldn't be there if they weren't Republican.
• Story time.
• What an awful story.
• This is the best the GOP has to offer?
• Trillion... trillion... where have I heard that number before, oh wait, the Iraq war.
• Yeah let's not monitor volcanoes, science is over rated. So is the safety for the people who live by volcanoes.
  
• LARGEST INCOME TAX CUT IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY! WOW!
• Isn't Louisiana like the most corrupt state in the country?
• Oh wait, they passed some of the strongest ethics laws in the country. Way to nip my question in the bud.
• There he goes with that trillion again.
• And now he is talking about the troops, you can't write this stuff.
• I am glad he hates Bush as much as everyone.
• That is a nice sum up of wars and attacks.
• "The most" annoying governor in the country.
• God Bless America
• Wow, that speech was awful.